TOP 10 SEXIEST WOMEN IN POP MUSIC!
In the spirit of this week's Wank Battle (BRITNEY SPEARS vs CHRISTINA AGUILERA) we have been thinking about the many sexy ladies that enrich the world of Pop music!
It's difficult to choose between so many hot singers that make us pop, but here are some examples of those who we are sure play a main role in many guys' fantasies! ;)
Who hasn't had a teenage wet dream with this playful singer? +1 Katy Perry here
Her never ending legs make you dream of what's ahead of the path... +1 Beyonce here
Some say she's rock, some say she's pop... we say SHE'S HOT! +1 Gwen Stefani here
In a California King Bed we could make this good girl go bad! +1 Rihanna here
Whether you like it or not, Britney Spears is a legend in Pop Music... and we are turned on by powerful women! +1 Britney Spears here
Every since Christina sang to us that we have a genie in a bottle and we should rub it the right way, we couldn't just let her go... Confession: she's a perfect match to Britney Spears in any fantasy who dares featuring 2 blondes! ;) +1 Christina Aguilera here
It's true that not everyone is turn on by Lady Gaga due to her kinkiness, but it's true that her freak moves do make many us go gaga! +1 Lady Gaga here
Her hips don't lie but how we wished they wouldn't lie while on top of us! +1 Shakira here
She calls herself Fergalicious for a reason... and we agree with her! +1 Fergie here
This babe is hot, she knows it and she shows it! +1 Nicole Scherzinger here
Who are the ladies in Pop music you usually thank your wanks to?! ;)
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SEXY SANTA GALLERY
Because some of us still want to believe that Santa exists... and as we've been so good this year, she might come and give us a gift!...
Click on the photos to enlarge... to enlarge the photos we mean! ;)
All I want for Xmas, is YOU!
Show me the finger and I'll show you something else...
Catching a ride to go deliver gifts all around!
Xmas Candy x 3!
Follow me and you will get your present...
We knew the real Santa was blonde!
This is what every office Christmas Party should look like!
Yes, I have been a bad boy this year...
Come to Santa... tell me want you want this year!
Xmas is the best time to play together!
And you, what do you want for Xmas this year?!
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SIMON LOMAS - THE ABSOLUTE KING OF WANKEES
Unless you are a regular at Thank Your Wank, this name won't ring a bell. But if you know anything about masturbation, then you should be looking up to Simon Lomas by now!
He is, no more, no less, THE MOST WANKED-TO EVER GUY ON THANK YOUR WANK. Jealous? Yeah, we know!...
We were curious to find out what's the secret behind Simon's wank-appeal and we know many of you would be curious too. If anything else, some could learn a thing or two with him!
All talk and no cock? Simon is quite the opposite of that! He talks very less. He sounds mysterious, intriguing and we guess that's what keeps many wanting more!...
1. HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE THE MOST "THANKED" GUY ON THANK YOUR WANK?
I don't think I've ever felt so proud. If i could put it on my CV I would.
2. ARE YOU THIS SUCCESSFUL IN REAL LIFE??
No.
3. TELL US A BIT ABOUT YOU! WHAT DO YOU DO TO ENJOY LIFE?
I like pizzas but I wouldn't have one for breakfast because they are dinner.
4. YOU CURRENTLY HAVE 1756 THANKS ON YOUR WANK BALANCE. THAT'S MASSIVE! ANY MUTUAL WANK ALERTS SO FAR?
None yet.
5. BEING OUR "KING OF WANKEES", DO YOU FEEL LIKE A SEXY GUY? WHAT DO YOU THINK MAKES YOU SO APPEALING TO EVERYONE?
Probably my incredibly handsome face and beautifully illustrious hair. Both of these things combined create the perfect visual package.
6. JENNIE JUNE IS THE FEMALE YOU ON THANK YOUR WANK. COULD YOU PICTURE THE 2 OF YOU OUT ON A DATE? IF SO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON THAT DATE?
Perhaps. We'd probably have a nice Sunday lunch. Some chicken, carrots, peas, yorkshire puddings...
7. II YOU WERE TO BE ON A WANK BATTLE, WHAT CELEBRITY WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE UP AGAINST AND WHY?
Brad Pitt, because then I would most likely have a chance of winning.
8. YOU KNOW HOW CURIOUS WE ARE... MAY WE ASK WHO IS ON YOUR "TO-DO" LIST ON THE WEBSITE?
Dinosaur's mum.
9. WE KNOW YOU ARE A FAMOUS WANKEE, BUT WE ALSO ASSUME YOU MIGHT HAVE A FAIR SHARE AS A WANKER TOO... WHAT KIND OF FANTASIES GET YOU GOING?
See answer above.
10. DO YOU HAVE ANY FUNNY MASTURBATION STORIES? EVER BEEN CAUGHT OR CAUGHT SOMEONE?
Not really.
11. A WORD FOR YOUR FANS ON THANK YOUR WANK?
Cheers!
We believe Simon can definetly turn many "hearts" on... even more than Brad Pitt, that has seen better days! Simon, we like you way better than Brad!
HAS SIMON TURNED YOU ON?
Do what any polite person would do: check his profile and thank him!
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HAPPY HALLOWANK!
What is Halloween? For many, it's just the perfect excuse to dress slutty without having anyone judging you.
But if we were to judge, we would give 10/10 to all of these celebrities, that sure know how to parade some Halloween wank-appeal!
Carmen Electra: We want candy!
This Halloween costume is double candy... If this woman is sweet on her own, wait until she approaches you with some lollipops. But all we could wish for would be for her to taste our lollipops.... Thank her!
Christina Aguilera: Nurse, it hurts down there...
Fobia to hospitals?! No way! If all nurses where as healthy looking as Christina, we'd hope to be sick everyday. Christina, take your stethoscope and feel our hearts... you could use this fast beat on your next song! Thank her!
Jenni Joww: Jersey Shore's School
We all know Jersey Shore is one educational TV show! Jenni JoWW can't help but set a good example to all viewers. Go to school kids... you will learn a lot over there... for example, how to button your shirts! Thank her!
Aubrey O'Day: Who the hell needs cheerleaders!
No one needs cheerleaders when you can have the real player. Aubrey, for you, we are game! Thank her!
Heidi Klum: Put your hands on me!
This isn't the sexiest outfit we've seen Heidi wearing, that's for sure. But there is something about those extra hands that get our minds wondering about all the things that could be done with them... Thank her!
Jennifer Walcott: Little Playmermaid
The less you spend on a costume the best it tends to work... less is more! Jen... you are like a star! I mean... two! Thank her!
Kim Kardashian: Wonder Woman with wonder curves!
She could be wearing a witch costume and we're quite sure she'd still be sexy! She tried on one of the most cliché Halloween costumes in America and she looks HOT! Kim, come save us! Thank her!
Olsen Twins: Probably, the sluttiest Halloween costume ever!
This is one of those costumes that makes you wonder: what is the costume all about? Still, you've gotta love those perky attributes... that come in double portion! Thank them!
Heidi Montag: Come patrol our Hills!
You make us wanna feel like bad boys, Heidi! You like blowing guns? We'll show you some... Thank her!
Paris Hilton: Who needs a costume when you've got underwear?
Paris thinks that as long as you put some bunny ears on along with your regular lingerie that becomes a Halloween costume. It doesn't but please forgive us, 'cause we still love it! Thank her!
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